Let’s play Whack-A-Mole, because your buddy is about to pop out.ĥ7. This pandemic lockdown gave me my virginity back, would you help me lose it again?ĥ6. Some people are admirable, some are formidable, you’re just fckable.ĥ5th of 69 Dirty Pick Up Lines to Say to a Guyĥ5. I can be your damsel in distress, only if you push me to undress.ĥ4. Can you be my Santa? I’ll let you slide down my chimney tonight.ĥ3. My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me some of your Vitamin D?ĥ2.
Did you know today is my birthday? Because I will blow that candle all night long.ĥ1. I can’t find any Uber rides, can I ride you… at home?ĥ0. Now, I just get up in the middle of the night for a load of man milk.Ĥ9. When I was younger, I used to get up in the middle of night for a cup of cow milk. I have some laundry I need to do, can you lend me your abdomen to rub my dirty panties?Ĥ8. Those lips would align perfectly with my southern lips.Ĥ7. Are you a good cook? I’d love to order a juicy sausage with two eggs on the side.Ĥ6. How far can I go? I just keep thrusting until I see the white in your eyes.Ĥ5. This morning I finally realized what was missing in my bed, you.Ĥ4. What size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit.Ĥ3. Do you like B D S M? My safe word is, “continue.”Ĥ2. Sorry, what’s your name again? I just wanted to confirm what I’ll be screaming tonight.Ĥ1. You seem like a good baker, you already preheated this oven.Ĥ0. If you’d like to experiment being an astronaut with me, we can start with Uranus.ģ9. My bed already feels cold without you in it.ģ8. I’d like to think of myself as the reverse of your mother, you slid out of her, but you’ll slide inside of me.ģ7th of 69 Dirty Pick Up Lines to Say to a Guyģ7. Let’s just say that when I’m done with you tonight, you’ll be producing powdered milk.ģ6. My favorite position is on my knees, begging for rain.ģ5. Tonight is Halloween, trick me into being your treat.ģ4. Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight.ģ3. I suddenly feel like a vampire, I want to suck everything out of you.ģ2. I don’t have any pillows at home, can you lend me your belly?ģ1. Stop beating around the bush, and beat this bush.ģ0. Do you want to play doctor and patient? You can be my gynecologist.Ģ9. Let’s dress up tonight… I’ll be the piñata and you’ll be stick.Ģ8. Will you be good to me, or will you be great?Ģ7.
PICK UP LINES DIRTY TO SAY TO HIM HOW TO
A good cowboy knows how to tame a bull, but a great cowboy will ride it. Where I’m from, it’s custom to greet people with a kiss on the mouth. Do you know how to pick a lock? Because my keyhole is wide open for you.Ģ4. Those seem like very expensive clothes, too bad I’ll be ripping through them tonight.Ģ3.
PICK UP LINES DIRTY TO SAY TO HIM MANUAL
I don’t know how to drive a manual shift, can you teach me how to handle that knob?Ģ2. Can we go to batting practice? Because your bat looks ready for a swing.Ģ1. Have you gone to Disney World? I can take you to Splash Mountain tonight.Ģ0. You’ll force me to break my fasting, because I’ll be eating you this early.ġ9th of 69 Dirty Pick Up Lines to Say to a Guyġ9. Are you Santa Claus? I’d sure like to jingle your bells.ġ8. Who said you need to take me to dinner first? Let’s cut straight to dessert.ġ7. I love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.ġ6. On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours?ġ5. Are you Thor? I want to prove that I’m worthy to carry that hammer.ġ4. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me.ġ3. Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. Thankfully I’m not lactose intolerant, because I’ll be drinking milk all night long.ġ2. Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t need either tonight.ġ1. I think I can handle the first six deadly sins, but the lust I have for you now is killing me.ġ0. Someday I’ll tell my first child about tonight, and how we created him passionately.ĩ. Are you Siri? Because I’d like to request a few things from later tonight.Ĩ. With all that hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we’re facing global warming.ħ. They say a beard is a good scratcher, and I have an itch down there. Are you planning a trip soon? Because that bulge is packing.ĥ. Are you Aquaman? Because you sure do make me wet.Ĥ. How much do you lift at the gym? I’d like to see if you can lift that in bed.ģ. Are you claustrophobic? Because I’ll be wrapping my thighs around your face tonight.Ģ. Here are 69 dirty pick up lines to say to a guy that will surely flutter his wings, and other things.ġ. You’re here for the dirty ones, the ones that will make him doubt his principles and beliefs. You’ve already overused the classic pick-up lines, and you don’t want to sound cliché.
You’re ready to make the move, because why not? You start thinking about what to say.
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